Why Do We Cling to the Idea that Aphrodisiacs Work?

Why Do We Cling to the Idea that Aphrodisiacs Work?Through the ages, probably as far back as cave men, food and sex have been connected in our minds.  Even if we say we don’t believe in aphrodisiacs, there’s always a thought in the backs of our minds that *maybe* there’s something to it.

I have a personal blog called Orgasmic Chef so obviously I believe food and sex have a lot in common but I’m not alone in getting excited about food.

People get turned on by three categories of food:  very very expensive food, food that is very risky to obtain and food that looks like male and female genitalia.  We know the Spanish conquistadors were taught to drink hot chocolate by Aztec concubines, but did you know that when they brought that chocolate back to Spain, they brought the story that it was an aphrodisiac.

When rice was still a luxury in Europe, people swore that rice boiled in milk and flavored with cinnamon could turn on the coldest women in town. Once a food gets “common” it loses its aphrodisiac magic.

Think of sweet potatoes which were a huge hit when they first arrived in Europe.  Nobody would get excited just thinking about eating them now.  Not even for Thanksgiving.

The vanilla pod could be seen to resemble female genitalia and when it first arrived in Europe it was given the name vanilla because it sounded like vagina.  It was assumed that any man or woman who ate vanilla flavored anything would be instantly transformed into a hot lover.

In 19th century America there were underground “oyster saloons” while having fun with good time girls and hookers.  Several decades later there was a striptease act called “the oyster dance.”  Even Elvis’s cousin Kitty West danced on Bourbon Street in New Orleans as “Evangeline the Oyster Girl”.

Now take food and sex out of the seedier side of life and we see food as a part of every celebration – seriously even Eve talked Adam into eating the apple.  The Bible has quite a few messages about food and the bedroom.  In Solomon’s Song for instance there are references to aphrodisiacs of the time — cinnamon, saffron, figs and pomegranates.

Food scientists and researchers tell us that there is NO food that acts like Viagra, however it’s been proven that chocolate and oysters DO give us a sexy hormone rush – but you’d have to eat a plate the size of a sandbox.  So IS the true aphrodisiac as unlikely as finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

Nah, aphrodisiacs work because we want them to work.  They make us feel special and important and hey, that’s a turn-on for most of us. What’s your favorite food that puts YOU in the mood?

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When Sex Goes Wrong

Booty Bloopers from Cosmopolitan.

when sex goes terribly wrong

HEART-STOPPING SEX

“I’ll never forget the time an ambulance brought in a young slacker guy and his girlfriend. They had decided to get it on in his grandmother’s basement while she was out of the house. They’d grabbed a tube of what they thought was lubricant from her wellstocked medicine cabinet.

“Unfortunately, it was nitroglycerin paste, a heart drug that can cause a potentially fatal drop in blood pressure. When Grandma came home, she found the couple lying on top of each other, unconscious and buck naked. They eventually came to after we gave them oxygen and fluids.”

STUCK ON YOU

“One night, a gurney rolled in carrying a woman in black lingerie-who happened to be straddling a naked man. They told us that they had been doing a lot of drugs and having wild sex when the woman’s vagina cramped up and the guy couldn’t pull out. The doctor on duty gave her muscle relaxants, and after several minutes, they were able to separate. Then they were promptly arrested on drug charges.”

TOY WITH HIM

“A guy came into our ER one night. When the doctor asked him to describe his problem, he reached into his bag, pulled out a sex-toy catalog, and pointed to a long, curved toy on one of the pages. ‘I can show you what’s in there,’ he winked. ‘Now let’s see if you can get it out.’ The doctor did, after leaving the room to stop laughing so hard.”

UNSCHEDULED DELIVERY

“During an ice storm, a rescue squad radioed that they were bringing in a young woman with severe menstrual cramps. I was the ER nurse assigned to take her medical history. Although obviously in discomfort, the woman looked totally healthy. She told me she’d been having normal periods, which was frustrating to her because she and her man had been trying to get pregnant for some time.

“I reassured her that the gynecologist on duty would be able to give her something for the pain, but when the doctor came in to examine her, he took one look and said that not only was she pregnant, but she was going to have a baby right then! We rushed her to the maternity floor, and soon after, she delivered a healthy baby girl.”

SPONGE-BATH SLIPUP

“When I was just starting out as a nurse, I had to give a sponge bath to an incredibly hot male patient. I tried to be very professional about it and not embarrass either one of us. But when it was time to wash his back, instead of saying ‘Turn over,’ I accidentally blurted out ‘Move over.’ He gave me a huge grin and said, ‘Oh, I don’t know if there’s enough room, but trust me, I’ll try!’ ”

Do YOU have any sex bloopers you’re brave enough to share?

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Honesty in Dating Site Profiles

Honesty in Dating Profiles

I received an email this week from a woman who wanted to know when I would address an issue she believes people should pay more attention to when they fill out their profile and ads. She’s asked for anonymity so that nobody will be embarrassed.

Most people would take it as a given that everyone would tell the truth about how they look, their age, where they live, etc., but a small minority just don’t think it’s important.  What a mess when that happens.

Her mail:

I have met a handful of men at SexyAds. I read their profiles, liked what I read so we exchanged a few emails, talked on the phone and then agreed to meet in person. Here’s my rant – When I read the PERSONAL DATA such as height, body type, etc., I expect to meet what I have read in that person’s profile. I know he will expect to meet the person I say I am as well.

I have been greatly disappointed when I expect to meet a man who’s 5’11″ and he shows up and we are nose to nose. If you have a big belly, don’t post just a head shot so it doesn’t show.

Surely people don’t think that posting an old photo from 15 years ago or saying they’re taller than they are or thinner than they are will get you more lovers. It *might* get you more dates but you’ll only get the first one! This is not a problem just for men because we get as many or more emails from men saying they’d be just as interested in the women if they were honest about how they looked.

Seriously, chemistry between two people is rarely due to a perfect body.  It might be all about looks but what turns someone on is not always pencil thin.  Some men love a cuddly woman and some men love red hair and some women like a man with some meat on his bones.  There ARE people who’ll be attracted regardless how a person looks.  I’ve seen it time and time again.

I remember a few years ago a rather large woman joined the site and from my perspective she was not attractive.  She had no front teeth, mousy hair and wacky clothes.  My bias, I know, but that’s how we all are.  I said out loud in the office, “she will NEVER get a date, mark my words.”

I had to eat my words because not only did she get dates, she got a LOT of them.  Why?  It wasn’t about how she looked.  She was sexy.  She loved the skin she was in and she didn’t care who knew it.  She got lots of comments, replied to every one.  She answered every email and she was a lovely woman.  What you saw was what you got and she made no apologies.  Men loved her because she was real.

It’s all about honesty and if someone is going to be dishonest in a personal ad when it doesn’t really matter in the big scheme of things, what would he or she do when the truth really did count for something?

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What Causes an Affair?

What Causes an Affair?

Is having an affair the result of a bad marriage or is a bad marriage the result of an affair?

I suppose it all depends on which side of the relationship you’re on.  If you’re having an affair with a married person, you’ll be 100% convinced it’s a bad marriage that got you into that spot.  If you’re the dumped one, you’re going to tell me that the affair ruined the marriage.

I’ll admit that there are quite a few of you on SexyAds who are looking for friendship and/or intimacy with someone new.  Recently I was asked what I thought caused an affair and I don’t think there is ONE answer.  There are as many answers as there are different people.

Some have told me that it’s all about the sex.   “My spouse isn’t interested and I have no intention to spend the rest of my life without intimacy,” sort of people have made a choice about having an affair.

Sometimes it happens by accident.  You don’t mean to find someone new but you meet someone and before you know it, you’ve attracted.  You know you shouldn’t act on the urge because of a commitment you’ve made not to, but nature takes its course and you follow along.

I think we all know someone who went away for the weekend and ended up with their undies at their ankles doing the naughty.  It happens.  What doesn’t just happen is falling in the sack when you’re on the way to Home Depot for a hammer.

Then there’s the “official” affair called getting mistress – of either gender.  Those in positions of wealth can set someone up to always be available when their sexual urges kick in. I think this situation gets the least sympathy of all.

Finally, there’s the situation where you fall head over heels in love with someone else while still loving your spouse. What to do, what to do?  Often there are children, financial commitments and family to consider too.  Some affairs like this can go on for years — or as long as one of them can stand it.  Then one day BOOM, it’s out in the open and everyone suffers through it.

That said, I don’t believe all affairs are bad.  As human beings we will always seek to have our needs fulfilled whether they’re sexual or emotional.

My father used to say this about friends who’d had affairs.  “You can only entice a hungry fish to bite,” and I think he’s right.

My mother used to say that cheaters were “either too cowardly to confront the issue that they were unhappy or too selfish to care how they were hurting someone else.”  She also said that everyone could understand it happening once but nobody had respect for a serial cheater.

Yes, my father had the affair. My mother pretended it was a non-issue.

Where do affairs fit in your comfort zone?

 

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Uh oh…

uh oh

We had a major drama in the forum tonight.  The machine that the forum lives on crashed and we’ve lost 8 or 9 days of posts.  Jayce feels horrible about it but there was no way to recover those posts.  God knows how hard he’s tried.  It’s 11pm now and he’s done nothing but work at it for hours.

They’re just gone.

It only affected the text so if you uploaded photos, they would still be in your list of forum photos so you could repost if you wanted to.

We are both really sorry.

Normally the backup would work but he made a bit of an oops last week when the backup disk got full.  He turned it off and then got busy looking something up and forgot to turn it back on.  We wish it hadn’t happened.  We know how hard you work at your posts and we feel awful.

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What Makes a Man Sexy to a Woman?

what do women find sexy in a man?I was talking with a woman who chats regularly on SexyAds about what makes a man sexy to her. She laughed and said that she was married to a man who didn’t give her what she needed so maybe she wasn’t the person to ask. I asked again and she said that the sexiest men she’s come across at SexyAds in the forums and in the chatroom were men who wanted to make friends first. I thought it was a bit odd until she continued.

“The men who want us as friends are interested in us as people, not just a pair of tits and a pussy,” was her next comment and that’s what turned the light on.

If all a woman wanted was to get laid, most of them could get that without having to put an ad in, we all know that. So going back to a previous post about advertising to your target market, keep this woman’s comment in mind.

Her last comment was, “a friend excites my whole being – my mind and my body and his respect for me turns me on more than anything.”

Well said.

If you’re a woman, what do you find sexy in a man?  Is it all about having money and a big dick?

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The Differences Between Men and Women

differences between men and women

A friend of mine sent a link to this video to me in the mail today and I cracked up.  This woman totally gets it.  Information for men and women on how to get laid.  Okay, it’s funny too.  and she’s Australian.

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Jazz Up Your Sex Life

Jazz Up Your Sex Life

Have you ever started the weekend by stocking up the fridge with finger foods and drinks and then locked the doors and spent the whole weekend doing nothing but paying attention to your lover?  No phone calls, no visitors, no going out – just the two of you doing what comes naturally?

No?

Then it’s certainly past time for you to do this.  You’ll both emerge so much closer and feel a greater attraction for one another.

Experts tell us that couples who try new things together, including between the sheets action, are much more likely to be happier in their relationship and have better romantic chemistry than those who don’t.  Plus, trying new moves in the bedroom causes your brain to relase dopamine.  Dopamine is that feel good chemical in our brains that keeps us hot for our partners.

Have you tried the ClittyCat position?

Also called the coital alignment technique (CAT) but who’d ever call it that? With this position there is maximum clitoral contact. Many women who were unable to achieve orgasm using the missionary position were more than 50% more likely to climax using the clitty cat. In this position the man moves 2-inches forward from missionary position and the woman wraps her legs around his thighs Rock back and forth as you press your pelvis up against his while he presses down against yours.  You’ll make the clitoris dance with joy and then nature takes care of the rest.

The G-Spot Press

Did you know that when you’re in the g-spot press the man gets a very deep penetration and often finds his lover’s g-spot, sending her to orgasmic heaven?  It’s true!  Starting from the standard missionary position, the woman raises her legs over the man’s shoulders and then you go to town doing what feels good.

If you’ve had a weekend shut away from the world with your lover, what did you do to while away the hours?

 

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The Sex Drive

The Sex Drive

Ever hear a man complain that his wife or partner just doesn’t have the sex drive he has?  It’s always said with a feeling that somehow she’s not quite good enough or as good as he is because his drive is stronger.

I met someone the other day who really put this into perspective for me.  Oh I was doing what I do from time to time, complaining about an email I’d received from a guy who said I needed to do an article on how women can increase their sex drive to be “as good as a man.”

My friend said:

“Maureen, you and I know there is no such thing as a perfect sex drive.  We’re all different and we’re different from day to day.  One day I’m horny as hell and the next I could care less if my man had a dick or not.  What people of both genders need to realize is that the sex drive is no different than the hunger drive.  One day we can’t get enough food and the next we’re not really hungry at all.  It’s all good.

The men who are complaining that their wives or lovers have no sex drive probably have wives or lovers who don’t want sex with THEM and that’s where they need to start the repair work.  They might not realize that their partner has lost the spark because of something lacking in the relationship.”

Before you start yelling at me, accept that this is true in some instances.  I’ve been there myself.  There was no talking about issues like this because I was always wrong.  If I said I was unhappy, I had to listen to an hour of all the things he’d done for me to make me happy.  He just didn’t get it.  He saw himself as perfect and I saw him as a future single man.

Is your sex drive always in high gear or do you notice it fluctuating daily (or hourly).  Mine’s all over the place.

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Aphrodisiacs for women

aphrodisacs for womenYou read article after article about what aphrodisiac works best to get a woman in the mood.  Well, finally, a man has figured out the way to a woman’s heart.

Guys, what do YOU think gets a woman in the mood for sex?  What makes her hot for  you?

A man by the name of Edgar Ramsey is no expert on sexuality but he has done quite a bit of research in the interaction between men and woman and he’s pretty sure he’s got it sorted out.

He freely admits that his sex drive is greater than his wife’s and she often has sex with him to please him, even though she’s not in the mood.  He appreciates the gesture but says the best sex for him is when they are both turned on and horny for one another.

Over the years he has tried different things to get her in the mood but he’s totally convinced that no matter what he’s tried, the thing that works nearly every time is talking to her.

I take her out for dinner and if we really communicate well, I can almost bank on the fact that she’ll be dessert.

He said that he’s tried massage (she often fell asleep), flowers (likes them but didn’t get turned on), candles burning everywhere (she felt that sex was expected of her) and then he tried cuddling and talking in bed.  Works nearly every time he says.  Not 100% of the time because sometimes they fall asleep wrapped in each other’s arms but hey, that’s not a bad thing to do either.

Gordon and his wife met through a personal ad on the net in 1998 and became friends with benefits.  He knew she was dating other men and there was one guy in particular that she really liked.  Now this is a woman who was sleeping with more than one man so she was no shy daisy, but the other guy sent her a photo of his manhood standing at attention instead of a face shot and she deleted him.  Why?  It was unsolicited.

Gordon will happily tell you that his wife loves sex and she didnt need to be in love to have sex but she didn’t like pushy men and that man she found pushy because he thought a photo of his big dick would impress her.  Not so.  She wanted some sort of emotional connection before hopping in the sack with a man.  That only comes from talking.

So, I suggest you take Gordo’s advice and start talking to women.  Don’t talk at them because most women can spot a bullshit artist at 50 paces.  Don’t try to charm her, just be sincere, open and honest.

Ladies, can you share with us what having a man talk TO you instead of AT you means to you?  — Where you feel that he’s paying attenton and interested in what you have to say.

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